Patti LuPone lyrics

optionallygrammatical:

What’s new

Buenose Aidays

Ahm new 

Annagaddazay 

mjustalidl stug on you

yull be on me do

bap bap bap bum ba dum ba dum

Staaaaaaaaaaaad bacg

buenose aidays

beguzzzz

yawannakno

whadgeagunnagedinme

just-a liddletouchov

just a liddle tudge ov

jusda lid del touch ov star qwa li deeeeeee

bawm

but actually this is what it sounds like

NO DICTION STILL FABULOUS

Waltz for Eva and Che - Patti LuPone and Mandy Patinkin

ediebeale:

eva-duarte:

sticktopriest:

pattilupwned:

simplysondheim:

pattilupwned:

xsympathysymphony:

We all know that Patti really would’ve been like, “Well, whateveryousaidyournamewas, kindly fuck off.”

^ This lol

This is one of the most awkward scenes in the history of television.

I imagine it really going more like this:

 

Exactly.

^YES. 

this makes me barf in my mouth.

sorry, patti.

This scene made me laugh so hard because we all know this is so not how this would have gone down.

Oh Patti.

When people say Lindsay Pearce sang “Anything Goes” better than Sutton Foster, Patti LuPone, or Ethel Merman.

themargochanning:

magicandtapshoes:

this is terrible but this is the holy mother of herp derps! 
-audra mcdonald and patti lupine are crazy talented ladies though

this is terrible but this is the holy mother of herp derps! 

-audra mcdonald and patti lupine are crazy talented ladies though